Nevaeh Eden

So, I want to spice up my blog a little and have decided to start reviewing some moves and games you might be interested in checking out. I’ll try to make a monthly game review and a monthly movie review on the games I’ve played and the movies I’ve seen. If YOU have any requests, let me know and I’ll do the best that I can to take a look and let you know my experience and opinion!

So first up on the chopping block this month is “Jennifer’s Body” starring Megan Fox. I was really pumped about going to see this movie, and since it came out right before my birthday I saw it as a present to myself. Now, I’ll try not to ruin it for anyone who hasn’t seen it, but still intends to, but I make no promises.

Jennifer's Body and My Body...Together.

Frankly, this movie was laughable, and by that I mean that I didn’t think it was well done at all. The script was filled with cheesy lines as if the writer went through every other horror/teen flick/romance and plucked the most cliché lines and smooshed them all together! Along with the cheesy lines was a very predictable plot. I had so many “don’t open the door!” moments I nearly cried in laughter. Even the serious parts of the movie were hilarious, and I’m sure they weren’t supposed to be. So, one would expect with cheesy lines and a predictable plot, there would at least be good acting? Wrong again. Over and under exaggerated scenes got pretty annoying, and frankly I only stayed to hopefully see Ms. Fox’s tits. No luck there either. *sadface*

So after all these bad elements, there certainly must be something that keeps people going to the theater…the kiss? Between Megan Fox’s smokin’ body and Amanda Seyfried’s innocent nerd appeal, I have to say I was a bit wet between the legs. Although it wasn’t nearly long enough, it was enough to make the movie a 2/5 for me. Don’t take my word for it though! Go see it for yourself, and if you can stomach the bad acting, cheesy lines and overly dramatic antics throughout the sexy horror flick, surely the kiss will at least get u hard. But, when it turns out to be a letdown, you can come spend some good quality time with me on my new webcam! (Coming Soon to a Computer Near You!)

Keep your eye on my blog for my next review!

Kisses! Nevaeh Eden

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