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Nirvana Fans So Upset Over the New Guitar Hero, They Want to Blow Their Heads Off!

As you probably know, many of Nirvana’s fans are upset at the band’s new Guitar Hero game, especially because of the Avatar of the lead singer. It is indeed a little odd watching Cobain rock out to Bon Jovi’s “You Give Love a Bad Name.”

Ironically, it was Love who signed off on the avatar, even supplying Activision with pictures and video to emulate. Apparently, she didn’t realize that when Guitar Hero players unlock the avatar, that they can use it to play whatever song they want—even alongside cartoon characters.

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A reader at Rolling Stone summed up the situation as follows: I wish fans would stop treating Cobain like Jesus. If he cared about what his Guitar Hero avatar looked like he probably shouldn’t have blown his head off.

I still can’t figure out why people don’t appreciate the avatar.

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Wednesday May 20th, was “Porn Day” at YouTube. The notoriously conservative and un-sexy website, where even outspoken political videos get banned, was covered in porn. An organized group of users from eBaumsWorld, a competitor that allows slightly sexy videos, and 4Chan.org, a hackers website, simultaneously uploaded porn videos.

Their goal was to overwhelm the search results with porn. My best laugh came when I searched for Facebook, and discovered that the top video was “I love it when you come all over my face, and check me out like a book.”

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The prudes at corporate lemmings and prudes at YouTube have been racing to take down the porn videos. But, of course, videos of illegal and actually harmful acts like assault still remain posted on YouTube. This policy seems a bit ironic because sex is still legal in most states, and some health officials believe it is even healthy.

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Have a sexy avatar and want to get freaky? Microsoft Xbox will be launching Natal, which has a 3D video camera instead of a controller. Naughty Nevaeh Eden, a tall emo glamour model and bikini newscaster reports on the virtual online sex capabilities of this new device. Will it make guys play video games even more? Or will it be a good training tool for actual physical relations? Interested in learning more about sexy gamer girls? Try joining Nevaeh Eden and her bikini model friends in their sexy social network where you can video date them via webcam and even watch them play Xbox live in their bikinis. Register HERE to live video chat with the models!

Microsoft Xbox will soon be launching a new Xbox, named “Project Natal” which will have a 3D video camera instead of a controller. Want to throw a punch in a boxing game? Just throw it! Want to knock over buildings? Stomp around, and your on screen avatar will mimic what you do.

Wanna get banged doggy-style? Just get down on your hands and knees and rock back and forth. Maybe the dude on the other end of Xbox Live will want to take you for a ride. Now, he can do it!

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What a great way to practice! Of course, just like with Guitar Hero, guys will go around thinking they are “rock-stars,” when in real life they suck in bed. I wonder if this new 3D video sensor will accurately represent penis size? Or, can dudes just adjust a setting to make their Avatar seem huge in the pants?

Hm. I might like it if they made their Avatar seem well endowed. Anyone want to buy Ron Jeremy’s Penis Hero or Jesse Jane’s Call Girl of Duty? Register to play naked Xbox with our hot webcam models!

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